Our Menu
S - Contains Soy | G - Contains Gluten | N - Contains Tree Nuts • All items may contain gluten; let us know if you have an allergy. This menu is 100% vegan, and no animals were harmed. Not affiliated with the actual devil. Love the food? Buy the kitchen a round of drinks $20.00
Po Boys
Oyster Po Boy (G)
$17.00
Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms, garlic aioli, hot sauce, iceberg lettuce, pickles | GF Bun +$2.00
Philly Cheeze Steak (G)
$17.00
Seitan steak strips, bell peppers, white onions, gravy, mozzarella, garlic aioli | GF Bun +$2.00
Banh Mi (G)
$17.00
Lime chicken, hoisin sauce, garlic aioli, cucumber, pickled carrots, cilantro | GF Bun +$2.00
Spicy Korean Po Boy (G)
$17.00
Chicken patties tossed in gochjang glaze, kimchi slaw, green onions, and cilantro.
Chicken Parmesan Po Boy (G, N)
$17.00
Chicken patties topped with marinara, sunflower parm, mozzarella, ranch, and arugula.
Big Mack Philly (G)
$17.00
Seitan's steak strips, white onions, chedda, iceberg lettuce, pickles, and mac sauce | GF Bun +$2.00
Appetizers
Fried Oysters
$16.00
Crispy AF local black oyster mushrooms, green onions, togarashi, comes with dip of choice.
Mini Corn Dogs
$9.00
Three gluten-free battered mini corn dogs come with your dip of choice.
Garlic Broccoli
$8.00
Garlic vinaigrette, chili crisp, pumpkin seeds, hemp seeds, chickpea parmesan.

Chedda Bites (G)
$15.00
Pizza bites filled with evoo, sunflower parmesan, and chedda • Add House Pickles +$2.00 | House Kimchi +$2.00
Chickun Wings (G)
$19.00
Six homemade seitan wings tossed in sauce of choice come with dip of choice.
Nacho's (N)
Half $12.00 | Full $22.00 • House-made nacho chips tossed in chedda seasoning, queso sauce, olives, pickled onions & jalapenos, green onion, cilantro, cashew sour cream.
Salad
Kale Caesar
Side $8.00 | Full $16.00 • Crispy kale, tossed in our famous Caesar dressing, noocho crisps, bacun parmesan, chickpea parmesan.
Chicken Slaw (G)
$17.00
Lime vinaigrette, garlic aioli, shredded chicken, shaved cabbage, pickled carrots, crispy onions, micro cilantro.
All Vegan Sourdough Pizza
Margherita (G)
$20.00
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil, chickpea parmesan.
Cheeze Pizza (G)
$19.00
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, chedda, EVOO.
Pepperoni Pizza (G)
$21.00
Tomato sauce, pepperoni, mozzarella, cheddar.
Seitans Deluxe Pizza (G)
$21.00
Tomato sauce, pepperoni, mushrooms, bell peppers, mozzarella, cheddar.
Vegan Meat Lovers (G)
$23.00
Tomato Sauce, beef crumble, ham, pepperoni, mozzarella, cheddar, bacon, parmesan.
Mediterranean Pizza (G)
$21.00
Tomato sauce, olives, bell peppers, pickled red onions, feta, and basil.
Big Mack Pizza (G)
$23.00
Mack sauce, beef crumble, chedda, white onions, iceberg lettuce, pickles.
Hawaiian Pizza (G)
$21.00
Tomato sauce, ham, pineapple, mozzarella, cheddar, EVOO.
Korean Hawaiian Pizza (G)
$23.00
Gochujang aioli, ham, kimchi, pineapple, chedda, sesame seeds, green onions, cilantro.
Pierogi Pizza (G, N)
$23.00
Queso cheese sauce, potatoes, green onions, feta, cashew sour cream, and bacun parmesan.
Buffalo Chicken Pizza (G, N)
$23.00
Ranch, buffalo chicken, cashew gorgonzola, arugula, fresh dill.
Pickle Pizza (G, N)
$23.00
Ranch, pickle seasoning, pickles, pickled jalapeños, pickled red onions, mozzarella, cheddar, feta.
Black Garlic Truffle Pizza (G, N)
$23.00
Black garlic truffle aioli, mozzarella, gorgonzola, arugula, chickpea parmesan, lemon, truffle evoo.
Fries
Cheese Fries
$12.00
Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce, and green onions.
Truffle Parm Fries
$12.00
Crispy fries tossed in sea salt, truffle oil, sunflower parm, chickpea parm, and green onions.
Animal Fries
$14.00
Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce, green onions, white onions,
Mack sauté onions, Mack sauce.
Mack sauté onions, Mack sauce.
Seitans Poutine
$15.00
Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, mozzarella, gravy, green onions, and garlic aioli.
Fries Supreme (N)
$16.00
Crispy fries tossed in seitan seasoning, queso sauce, green onions, beef crumble, cashew sour cream, and micro cilantro.